accio-shitpost:

leave it to harry ‘great decisions’ potter to have his entire second triwizard task plan be ‘eat this weed that a morally dubious house elf gave me and hope’

mycupofbooks:

I’m just glad books exist

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

what do you call a baby kangaroo?

megatraven:

sophicals:

if they made us wait that long just so this could happen i will scream

novr:

confusing reality with dreams and having false memories is just my thing

• my dad: I was reading online that people wanted to give captain america a boyfriend
• me: yeah
• my dad: I wonder why?
• me: well I feel like people want more LGBT representation-
• my dad: no yeah I understand that but why pick captain america?
• me:
• me: well I think-
• my dad: [gasps] Bucky

lordstark:

me:  the stars are beautiful tonight

you: yeah

me:  you know what else is beautiful

you: (blushing) what?

me:  the moon.  the planets.  the rest of the galaxy.  i fucking love space

briannathestrange:

That really came out of nowhere! {x}

queenelinor:

Toothless + roaring {x}

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